Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...