A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!