A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...