Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...