A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...