How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...