Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...