Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...