A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...