Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...