What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...