Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...