Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....