Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!