crazy blonde
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Royal Greetings?
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Car Acronyms
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What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...