Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...