Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...