What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...