Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...