A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...