Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...