Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...