Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...