Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...