13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...