A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...