If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!