Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...