David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...