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An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
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A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
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There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
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If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
How to impress a woman.
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