Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...