Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...