Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...