Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...