George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...