Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.