Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...