Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....