Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!