I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...