On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...