Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...