Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...