Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...