Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...