Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...