New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
What Is A Penis
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Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....