Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....