Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...