Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...